1.) Danes are incredibly cool people, and really nice.
2.) Danish women have the most exquisite cheek bones in the world.
3.) If you tell self-deprecating jokes from the stage to an audience that doesn't speak English, you are nowhere near as clever and irresistible as you think you are.
4.) Copenhagen is a beautiful, timelesss city, but when we rolled into town, we saw 711's and Domino's Pizza franchises clustered amongst the regal, centuries-old architecture. Jesus. America. No wonder everyone hates our guts.
5.) Goddamn, this is an expensive city. And this, coming from someone stupid enough to live in New York.
6.) I just finished the night in a club in Copenhagen listening to two fellows from Belgium cranking out American blues. Their next stop is Oslo. My layover tomorrow is in Oslo.
7.) I don't always drink beer, but when I do...
2.) Danish women have the most exquisite cheek bones in the world.
3.) If you tell self-deprecating jokes from the stage to an audience that doesn't speak English, you are nowhere near as clever and irresistible as you think you are.
4.) Copenhagen is a beautiful, timelesss city, but when we rolled into town, we saw 711's and Domino's Pizza franchises clustered amongst the regal, centuries-old architecture. Jesus. America. No wonder everyone hates our guts.
5.) Goddamn, this is an expensive city. And this, coming from someone stupid enough to live in New York.
6.) I just finished the night in a club in Copenhagen listening to two fellows from Belgium cranking out American blues. Their next stop is Oslo. My layover tomorrow is in Oslo.
7.) I don't always drink beer, but when I do...